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Twilight fanfic Part 1 My Twilight FanficTwilight fanfic Part 1 by ~fatteningkidsshows
(Bella and Edward are in the forest)
Bella: What are we doing out here?
Edward: I wanted to show you something...
*Edward shows Bella a mirror. She looks at her 300 pound body*
Bella: It's a... mirror?
Edward: Yeah, so I can show you what a terrible actress you are!
*Entire cast comes out of bushes and laughs at her*
*She cries and her big, huge belly shakes*
Bella: LIARS!
*Bella eats herself to 500 pounds, and a crane has to lift her out of the studio. *
To be continued... maybe... yeah, probably not. I hate Twilight. Lol
Celebrity News: Miley Cyrus Gains 30 pounds...Pop star Miley Cyrus gained 30 pounds over 3 month vacation. How? Let's find out:
Miley Cyrus left for a private vacation in Hawaii 3 months ago. According to Miley, She had to keep her figure for her concerts and her show, "Hannah Montana". Apparently, Miley lost all control on her vacation and started gorging herself. She had this to say:
"I don't know what happened! I just ate a cookie... and I...I just couldn't control myself..."
She admitted to eating constantly every day on her vacation. She also posted her pics up on several known websites.
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Sta.sh
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No, I didn't get it from my 'Mamma,' I got it from Evolution.
Thwarted.
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I will be dead for a while.
See all of you soon. ♥